Is English a "Predator Language"? Or Just Really Good at Eating Everything?

By KaKi

So, New Zealand just passed an "English Language Bill." You know, because in the vast, confusing landscape of modern politics, what we really needed was to make sure everyone knows that English—the language currently used to run the entire government, business sector, and internet—is actually, officially, English.

Groundbreaking stuff, guys. Truly.

The bill is a whopping two pages long, which is basically the legislative equivalent of saying, "Just in case you didn't notice that we speak English here, here is a piece of paper telling you we speak English here."

Naturally, the internet did what it does best: it caught fire. New Zealand Green MP Tamatha Paul called the people pushing for this a "bunch of snowflakes," which is a fun bit of irony considering the bill was designed to protect a language that has never once felt threatened in its life.

But then, enter Dr. Julie Barbour, a linguist who decided to spice things up by calling English a "predator language."

The Big Hungry Language

Dr. Barbour’s argument is that English isn’t just a language; it’s a globe-trotting conqueror that moves into new neighborhoods, eats the local languages, and then leaves behind a bunch of loanwords as a souvenir.

"It’s only been around for 1500 years," she notes, pointing out that English is essentially a Germanic mash-up that arrived in England after the Romans left and never really stopped traveling. It’s the language equivalent of that one friend who shows up to your potluck, eats all your food, and then tells you your house would look better if you moved the furniture around.

The argument is that while early settlers in New Zealand were perfectly happy to learn Māori when they needed a hand with the local plants and birds, they eventually decided that one language was plenty—provided that language was their own.

The "Bizarre" Bill

Dr. Barbour thinks the whole bill is "utterly bizarre." She points out that English already dominates everything, so giving it "official" status is like passing a law to make sure water is wet. It’s an unnecessary flex that ignores the languages (like te reo Māori or NZ Sign Language) that might actually, you know, need a bit of a safety net.

But hey, the politicians say it’s for the "hard-working Kiwi battlers." Because nothing says "I’m looking out for the common person" quite like passing a law that changes absolutely nothing.

Meanwhile, in American Samoa...

While New Zealand is busy declaring that the sky is blue, our friends over in American Samoa took a slightly different path. Back in 2022, they signed the Samoan Language Commission Bill. Instead of just protecting the language that everyone already speaks, they decided to make both Samoan and English official—a move aimed at actually keeping the fa'asamoa (the Samoan way of life) on the map.

You Decide

Is English a terrifying, predatory linguistic shark that’s been chewing up indigenous cultures for centuries? Or is it just a language that’s really good at adapting and winning the popularity contest?

Is the New Zealand bill a necessary bit of "clarity," or is it just a performative nap for the insecure?

I’m just the messenger, folks. I’m just here to watch the debate unfold while I eat my popcorn. Let me know what you think in the comments—but keep it in English, because, well, apparently it’s important.

Source: Samoa News

 

 

 

Oh No, They’re Taking My Shirt Too!! ASPA Warns of Yet Another Power Hike

By Kaki

Originally reported by Talanei (July 24, 2026)

Just when you thought your wallet was safely tucked away in your pocket, reality drops a polite little reminder that living in paradise means paying absolute premium prices to keep your lights on.

According to a recent update from the American Samoa Power Authority (ASPA)—courtesy of Chief Operating Officer Ryan Tuato’o—residents better brace themselves for another electricity surge next month.

Yes, you read that right. While there was a brief, microscopic drop in fuel prices under the latest Maximum Allowable Price, global oil markets apparently decided they weren't finished ruining our budgets yet. The price of a barrel of fuel bounced right back up, which means ASPA’s rates are about to follow suit. At a current punishing rate hovering around 55 cents per kilowatt-hour, you half expect the next utility bill to come with a formal demand for your car keys and your firstborn child.

"Have You Tried Just Sitting in the Dark?"

Faced with rates that make turning on a ceiling fan feel like a luxury financial investment, what is the brilliant solution handed down from on high?

“Customers should conserve electricity to help keep their utility bills down.”

Oh, brilliant! Why didn’t we think of that? Let's just all sit completely motionless in a dark, sweltering room, unplug our refrigerators, and live like 18th-century hermits so we can afford to pay for electricity next month. Genius.

Who do they think they are—magicians spinning gold out of thin air? Between the rising cost of fuel, grocery prices, and power bills that routinely give homeowners minor heart palpitations, it's getting to the point where opening your monthly power bill feels like someone literally reaching into your closet and yelling, "Oh no, they’re taking my shirt too!!"

The Endless Cycle

It's a familiar script: fuel prices go up, power rates spike. Fuel prices dip for five minutes, power rates stay high. Then, fuel prices creep back up, and ASPA comes back with another friendly neighborhood warning to turn off your lightbulbs and sweat it out in the dark.

If keeping cool in American Samoa ever becomes an official Olympic sport, at least we'll all be well-trained by our monthly utility bills. Until then, remember to unplug your toaster, turn off the living room lights, and prepare to hand over whatever spare change you have left to the power grid.

How high does the electricity rate have to go before we all start charging our phones at the neighbor's house? Drop your sarcastic survival tips in the comments below.

 

Move Over, Poseidon: Why Deep-Sea Mining Proves Humanity Thinks It’s Actually God

By Kaki

Let’s be completely honest for a second. If you gave humanity a pristine, perfectly balanced, life-sustaining planet, what’s the very first thing we would try to do?

Naturally, we’d look at the deepest, darkest, least-explored corners of the ocean—places we know less about than the surface of the moon—and say, "You know what this needs? Heavy machinery, toxic sludge, and corporate greed."

Enter the Congregational Christian Church of American Samoa (CCCAS). On the final day of their 36th General Assembly at Kananafou, over 600 delegates from more than 120 congregations looked at the modern corporate playbook of playing divine architect and basically said: Who do you think you are, God?!

In a landmark resolution, the church officially drew a giant, holy line in the sand (or rather, the seabed) opposing deep-sea mining (DSM) in and around our territorial waters.

Because Apparently, We’ve Trashed the Land Enough

For generations, humanity has treated the dry land like an open-air garbage disposal. We’ve paved over paradise, polluted the air, and generally proved we can’t be trusted to clean up after ourselves. So, logically, our brilliant next step is to head a few thousand meters underwater to ruin the parts of the planet we haven't touched yet.

Bravo, truly. Nothing screams "responsible stewardship" quite like dragging industrial excavators across fragile, ancient deep-sea ecosystems just to chase shiny minerals.

Thankfully, the CCCAS resolution laid out five very reasonable, common-sense pillars that point out the obvious:

1. Creation belongs to God, not your startup portfolio: Turns out, humanity didn't invent the ocean, so maybe we shouldn't get to sell it off for parts.

2. Ecological catastrophe is a bad career move: Destroying marine biodiversity and deep-sea life for a quick buck might look good on an executive's quarterly spreadsheet, but it’s a disaster for everyone else.

3. "We don't know what will happen" isn't a safety plan: Shockingly, dropping giant metal monsters into pristine deep-sea habitats comes with risks we don't fully understand. Who could have possibly guessed?

4. Environmental and Intergenerational Justice: Stealing a healthy ocean from our kids and grandkids so a few conglomerates can cash out today is peak selfishness.

A Polite Request to Stop Playing Creator

The resolution didn’t just issue a stern look from the pews; it sent direct, no-nonsense messages straight to the American Samoa Government and the U.S. federal bureaucracy (looking at you, Department of the Interior and BOEM).

The message is simple: Stop handing out permits to play mad scientist with our ocean. Until independent, peer-reviewed science actually proves that scraping the ocean floor won't turn our backyard into an apocalyptic wasteland, keep your giant underwater vacuum cleaners away.

It takes a special kind of arrogant delusion to look at the vast, life-giving blue expanse of the Pacific—our history, our food source, our entire identity—and think, "Yeah, I bet there are some batteries down there I can dig up."

Thank goodness the church decided to remind everyone of the hierarchy. God made the oceans; we live in them. Let’s keep it that way before we accidentally wake up a Cthulhu-level nightmare just because some executive wanted a slightly shinier yacht.

What do you think? Are corporations suffering from a severe case of "God complex," or should we just hand the keys to the earth over to the deep-sea miners? Drop your sarcastic (or serious) comments below.

 

Fifty-Two Years of Service: Roy JD Hall Jr. Confirmed Unanimously as Administrative Law Judge

By Kaki

Originally reported by Talanei (July 27, 2026)

In American Samoa, a career spanning over half a century in the legal profession is a remarkable milestone. This week, that dedication was officially recognized by the highest legislative levels in the territory.

On Monday, July 27, 2026, prominent senior attorney Roy JD Hall Jr. received a ringing endorsement from the Fono, winning a unanimous vote of 17–0 in the Senate to be confirmed as the territory’s new Administrative Law Judge. He steps into the role as the fourth person to hold this important position.

A Storied 52-Year Legal Career

During his confirmation hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee, Hall reflected on a remarkable journey that has shaped the territory’s legal and political landscape for 52 years. His extensive resume reads like a roadmap of public and private service in American Samoa:

• Executive Leadership: Served four years as Deputy Attorney General.

• Legislative Service: Elected to a two-term tenure as a member of the House of Representatives.

• Judiciary & Public Boards: Held roles including District Court Judge Pro Tempore and leadership positions on the boards of the American Samoa Visitors Bureau and ASTCA.

Facing the Senate, Hall expressed deep appreciation to Governor Pulaaliʻi Nikolao Pula for the nomination. He took a moment to honor his roots, acknowledging his late parents—his father, a retired U.S. Navy veteran, and his mother from Vaitogi—alongside his wife and children who have stood by him through decades of rigorous legal practice.

Unanimous Praise from the Senate

The confirmation was met with universal respect from senators, who highlighted Hall’s depth of experience, balanced temperament, and unwavering integrity.

Senate President Tuaolo Manaia Fruean lauded Hall's qualifications and even hinted at potential future collaborative advisory roles between the new judge and the Senate. Other senators used the floor to offer words of wisdom, emphasizing the importance of staying grounded in the community and maintaining fairness and equity on the bench.

A Fitting Next Chapter

For a man who has spent more than fifty years drafting laws, representing clients, guiding public corporations, and serving in both the executive and legislative branches, stepping into the role of Administrative Law Judge feels like a natural culmination.

It is rare to see a public servant give a lifetime of continuous work to their home territory. Congratulations to Roy JD Hall Jr. on his unanimous confirmation, and we wish him the absolute best in this vital new chapter of service to American Samoa.

What are your thoughts on this appointment? Leave a comment below and join the discussion.

Close Call in Manuʻa: Samoa Airways Flight Veers Off Fitiuta Runway

By: KaKi My Amerika Samoa 

Originally reported by Talanei (July 28, 2026)

Landing a plane in the islands is never just a routine commute—it's an exercise in respect for the raw, unpredictable power of the Pacific weather.

On Tuesday morning, July 28, 2026, that reality hit home in the Manuʻa islands when a Samoa Airways charter flight dramatically veered off the runway while touching down at Fitiuta Airport.

According to official statements from the airline, initial reports point to a sudden, punishing wall of strong crosswinds catching the aircraft during its final approach.

The Aircraft and the Crew

The plane involved was the Twin Otter (registration 5W-FAY)—a familiar sight in our skies, and one carrying a bit of history. This particular aircraft had just recently returned to active service following an extensive, multi-million-dollar refurbishment and overhaul in Canada.

There were five souls on board: two pilots, three passengers, and one Samoa Airways staff member. Local reports from Manuʻa noted that the charter flight was carrying CCCAS youth back home to Fitiuta after attending a conference last week.

While aviation incidents always spark immediate anxiety, quick thinking and professional handling by the flight crew prevented a much worse disaster. Samoa Airways has publicly commended the crew for prioritizing the safety of everyone on board amidst the sudden crosswind hazard.

The Aftermath and Injuries

Amidst the relief that a catastrophic crash was avoided, there were still injuries to report. One passenger sustained a leg injury during the incident. They were initially treated at the Fitiuta Clinic, with community members monitoring the situation closely to see if a medical evacuation to Tutuila would be necessary for more advanced care. No other injuries were reported.

Samoa Airways has activated its emergency response protocols, working hand-in-hand with local aviation authorities, airport officials, and emergency services to investigate the exact sequence of events.

A Reminder of the Skies We Navigate

For those of us who live across American Samoa, aviation isn't a luxury—it’s our lifeline. Whether it's medical referrals, family visits, or youth groups returning from church conferences, our inter-island flights connect our communities across an unforgiving ocean.

Incidents like this remind us just how much we rely on the skill of our pilots, the readiness of our emergency responders, and the resilience of our outer-island infrastructure.

Here’s wishing a speedy recovery to the injured passenger, and commendations to the flight crew who kept their cool when the winds turned hostile.

Have you ever experienced a wild landing flying into Manuʻa? Drop a comment below and share your travel stories

Digging Deep for Treasure (and Maybe Stirring Up Trouble?) Off Our Shores

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Digging Deep for Treasure (and Maybe Stirring Up Trouble?) Off Our Shores

So, a company with the rather ambitious name of "Impossible Metals" has apparently decided that the seabed near our very own American Samoa is just brimming with all sorts of goodies. We're talking nickel, cobalt, the whole shebang – the building blocks for those fancy electric cars and gadgets everyone's obsessed with. And guess what? They want to go digging. Deep.

Potato-Shaped Riches Just a Few Nautical Miles Away

Apparently, the waters around our little slice of paradise are estimated to be chock-full of these "polymetallic nodules." Sounds like some sort of futuristic potato harvest, doesn't it? Except instead of fries, these spuds are packed with the stuff that makes your phone buzz and your Tesla go "vroom."

"Impossible" Request Lands on Bureaucrats' Desks

This "Impossible Metals" – a privately held firm, so you know they're serious (or at least have some serious funding) – has actually asked the U.S. Department of the Interior's Bureau of Ocean Energy Management (BOEM) to hold a commercial auction for the rights to these underwater nuggets. BOEM, for those not in the know, is the agency that oversees mineral deposits in federal waters. You know, the places where the rules get a little… murkier.

Will They Bite? BOEM's Got Until May to Decide

A BOEM spokesperson confirmed they got the memo and said they'll decide by May 23rd "whether to initiate steps that could lead to a lease sale." Now, here's a fun fact: BOEM hasn't held a competitive lease sale since way back in 1991. So, this could be a real blast from the bureaucratic past! And if they do decide to move forward, you know there'll be public comments galore before any actual digging starts. Get ready for some strongly worded opinions about disturbing the deep-sea denizens.

Good for the Land, Bad for the Sea? The Great Mining Debate

The folks in favor of this deep-sea treasure hunt argue it'll mean less of those messy, unpopular land-based mining operations. You know, the ones that tend to upset local communities and, oh, you know, the entire ecosystem. But the naysayers? They're saying we need a tad more research on how this underwater vacuuming might affect the delicate balance of the deep-sea world. What could possibly go wrong with giant robotic claws in the abyss?

Robots vs. Sea Cucumbers: The Underwater Rumble

Speaking of giant robotic claws, Impossible Metals claims they've developed one with artificial intelligence that can tell the difference between a valuable nodule and, say, a cute little sea cucumber. Let's hope that AI is having a good day when it's down there. No accidental sea cucumber smoothies, please!

Dodging International Red Tape? Clever Move, Maybe

Here's a potentially sneaky bit: any country can greenlight deep-sea mining in their own territorial waters, which extends roughly 200 nautical miles from shore. Since American Samoa is, you know, part of the U.S., Impossible Metals doesn't need permission from the International Seabed Authority (ISA) – a UN-created body that the U.S. hasn't even ratified. Looks like someone found a loophole! And apparently, the White House is even considering making it easier for companies to bypass the ISA for international waters. Things are getting spicy in the deep blue.

Our Backyard's About to Get a Whole Lot More Interesting

So, what does this all mean for American Samoa? Well, our quiet little corner of the Pacific might be on the verge of becoming a deep-sea mining hotspot. Will it bring economic prosperity or ecological disaster? Only time (and possibly a few confused AI-powered robots) will tell. One thing's for sure: the neighbors are getting noisy.

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Trump Restores Fishing Rights in Pacific Monument: Good News for American Samoa?

Fishing Rights Restored in Pacific Monument: A Boost for My Amerika Samoa?

From the blog My Amerika Samoa

A Sigh of Relief for Local Fishermen

In a move that has stirred both excitement and concern, the Trump administration has reversed an Obama-era ban on commercial fishing within the Pacific Remote Islands Marine National Monument (PRIMNM). This vast protected area, established to safeguard some of the most pristine coral reef ecosystems on the planet, has been off-limits to fishing since 2014.

For the people of American Samoa, this decision could be a significant economic boost. Our islands have a deep cultural and economic connection to the tuna fishing industry. The ability to once again fish in the waters of the PRIMNM, which are relatively close to our shores, could revitalize our canneries and provide much-needed jobs.

Environmental Concerns Loom Large

However, the decision is not without its critics. Environmental groups argue that reopening this area to fishing will jeopardize the delicate marine ecosystems within the monument. They point to the potential for overfishing, habitat destruction, and disruption of the food chain. The long-term consequences for the biodiversity of the region could be devastating.

A Balancing Act

The debate highlights the ongoing tension between economic development and environmental protection. How can we ensure the livelihoods of our people in American Samoa while also safeguarding the incredible natural heritage of the Pacific Ocean? This is a question that our leaders and our community must grapple with.

What Does This Mean for the Future?

It remains to be seen what the long-term impact of this decision will be. Will the restored fishing rights truly provide a sustainable economic benefit for American Samoa? Or will the environmental costs outweigh the gains? Only time will tell.

Tags: #AmericanSamoa #Fishing #MarineMonument #Trump #PRIMNM

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Love & Liquor: 18-Year-Old's Boozy Attempt to Woo Girlfriend Goes South

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Love & Liquor: 18-Year-Old's Boozy Attempt to Woo Girlfriend Goes South

In a tale as old as time (or at least as old as high school), an 18-year-old in American Samoa decided that the best way to see his girlfriend was to show up at her school...completely intoxicated. Let's just say, things didn't go according to plan.

Four Cans and a Dream (Deferred)

On February 12, 2025, our lovestruck Romeo, fueled by what he admitted were four cans of alcohol, made his way to one of the local high schools. Sadly for him, and probably everyone else, his grand romantic gesture involved "caus[ing] a disturbance while classes were in session." Smooth move, buddy.

School Staff: Not Impressed

A staff member, clearly not buying the "I'm here for love" story (especially with the strong odor of alcohol), approached our protagonist. After his less-than-convincing explanation about visiting his girlfriend, she escorted him to the school office and called the Tafuna Police Substation (TPS). Because nothing says "romance" like a police escort.

The Aftermath: Arrested and Charged

Our aspiring Casanova was promptly arrested and charged with underage consumption of alcohol, a Class B misdemeanor. This carries a potential sentence of up to six months in jail, a $500 fine, or both. All for love? Ouch.

"I Just Wanted to Have Fun With My Girlfriend"

Upon arriving at the station, the 18-year-old reportedly stated that he "just wanted to have fun with his girlfriend." While his intentions might have been pure (debatable), his execution was...less than stellar. He's now booked at the Tafuna Correctional Facility, awaiting his day in court. Guess that date will have to be rescheduled.

The Moral of the Story?

If you're over 18, it's generally a bad idea to show up intoxicated at a high school. If you're under 18, it's illegal. And if you're trying to impress someone, maybe skip the four cans of whatever it was. Just a thought.

This article is based on the following report:

Young man arrested for just wanting to have fun with his girlfriend. Pago Pago, AMERICAN SAMOA — On February 12, 2025, a high school staff member contacted the Tafuna Police Substation (TPS) regarding an 18-year-old who allegedly went on campus at one of the high schools while intoxicated. The suspect was later apprehended and charged with Count 1: Underage... [Read more](https://samoanews.com/local-news)

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Brick by Brick: A Samoan Construction Caper That's Anything But Solid

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Brick by Brick: A Samoan Construction Caper That's Anything But Solid

Well, folks, buckle up for a tale so bizarre, it could only happen in… well, probably a lot of places, but let's focus on American Samoa for now! On February 7th, the tranquility of Happy Valley was shattered (not by falling bricks, surprisingly) when an employee of Nana’s Construction Company reported a rather… *unique* alleged burglary at one of their sites.

The Case of the Missing Bricks (and a Very Chatty Taxi Driver)

Our alleged perpetrator was later apprehended and slapped with a Class C felony for stealing. That could mean up to seven years in the clink, a hefty fine, or the delightful combo of both. All for some bricks, mind you. The bail? A cool $5,000. One has to wonder if the bricks were gold-plated.

Enter the Unlikely Hero: A Taxi Driver with a Story to Tell

The real spice of this story comes from how this alleged brick heist was uncovered. Apparently, our Nana’s Construction reporter got a call from a taxi driver claiming he witnessed a theft "two nights ago." Not only that, but this civic-minded cabbie actually *came to the police station* to give an official statement. Talk about going the extra mile (pun intended)!

A Late-Night Brick-Lifting Operation (Taxi Edition)

According to our witness-slash-taxi driver, on February 5th around 6:30 p.m., he got a pick-up in Fagaima. Two gentlemen hopped in, declaring their destination as the pastor’s house construction site in Happy Valley. Upon arrival, things got… bricky. The witness claims he saw these two load bricks into his taxi. When he mentioned a transport fee (because, you know, bricks aren't passengers), they were apparently fine with it and kept loading.

From Happy Valley to Fagaima (and a Mysterious Second Vehicle)

After the taxi was presumably groaning under the weight of its illicit cargo, they returned to Fagaima. There, the two men allegedly unloaded the bricks onto *another vehicle* parked in front of one of their residences. Our taxi driver got his $40 (for 40 bricks, we later learn) and went back to the taxi stand, where he regaled a colleague with his tale before heading home. What a night!

Tracking Down the Suspects: A Family Affair in Pavaiai

Thanks to our chatty cabbie, the police were able to track down our prime suspects, Mr. Vaiuta Lelea’i and Mr. Ete Aumua, at the residence pointed out by the witness. However, in a delightful twist, they weren't home! Lelea’i’s family informed the officers that the dynamic duo was actually at another family’s house in Pavaiai, helpfully pointing out their location. Small town, big brick mysteries!

Confessions and Contradictions: The Interviews Begin

Upon arrival in Pavaiai, officers spotted a house under construction (surprise!) with a few bricks lying around. They met with Mr. Aumua, who helpfully pointed out Mr. Lelea’i. Both were invited down to the station for a chat. In separate rooms, the interrogation began, and things got… interesting.

Suspect #1 Spills the Beans (Mostly)

Before the officers could even get the full burglary story out, Mr. Aumua allegedly blurted out that he had the stolen bricks and hadn't used them. After the Miranda rights were read (you know, the usual drama), Mr. Aumua gave his version of events. He claimed he went to Happy Valley alone in the taxi (despite the taxi driver's two-man story), loaded the bricks with the driver's help (for a fee, of course), and then unloaded them onto Mr. Lelea’i’s vehicle back in Fagaima. He paid $40 for 40 bricks. So far, so… bricky.

A Detour to Pavaiai and a Discrepancy in Brick Count

Here’s where it gets even more convoluted. Mr. Aumua then claimed he borrowed Mr. Lelea’i’s vehicle (after asking permission from the family) to drop the bricks off at home. Except, he didn't go home. He went to a side job in Pavaiai and dropped off the bricks there. And here's the kicker: he only counted 28 bricks, not the 40 he paid for! Maybe the taxi driver has a side hustle in brick arbitrage?

Suspect #2 Pleads Ignorance (Shocking!)

Mr. Lelea’i, on the other hand, claimed he knew absolutely nothing about where the bricks came from. He supposedly asked Mr. Aumua multiple times, who insisted they were from his own house. Mr. Lelea’i also denied any knowledge of the Pavaiai brick delivery. Color us surprised.

A Plot Twist! The Boyfriend Weighs In

But wait, there’s more! Just when you thought this brick saga couldn't get any more tangled, Mr. Lelea’i’s daughter’s boyfriend strolled into the police station with his own allegations. He claimed he *saw* Mr. Aumua stealing the bricks and transporting them to Pavaiai! He even helpfully recounted a previous incident where Mr. Aumua borrowed Mr. Lelea’i’s truck for some “cement bags” from the same construction site. It’s like a daytime soap opera, but with more concrete evidence (pun absolutely intended).

So, there you have it, folks. A tale of alleged brick theft, a helpful taxi driver, conflicting stories, and a boyfriend with some serious accusations. What will happen next in this gripping saga? Will the missing 12 bricks ever be found? Stay tuned for more updates on this truly *groundbreaking* case!

© 2025 My Amerika Samoa - Keeping it (mostly) real.

Ahoy, Samoa! The Navy's Finally Dropped Anchor (For a Week)

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Ahoy, Samoa! The Navy's Finally Dropped Anchor (For a Week)

Well, shiver me timbers! In a move that's approximately 250 years in the making, the U.S. Navy has finally decided to grace American Samoa with its presence for the very first-ever "Navy Week," running from April 14th to 17th. Yes, you heard that right. They actually crossed the equator! We must be doing something right (or maybe they just got a really good map).

"Outreach": Because Apparently We Needed More Sailors

This isn't just a casual visit, mind you. It's all part of a grand "global outreach effort." Apparently, we Samoans have been missing out on vital sailor interaction, so the Navy has kindly sent over a contingent for "performances, educational events, and service projects." One can only imagine the riveting sea shanty singalongs and knot-tying demonstrations in store.

Celebrating a Cool 250 Years (and Our Tiny 125!)

The timing is impeccable, naturally. This naval extravaganza just happens to coincide with the U.S. Navy's big 250th birthday bash! A quarter of a millennium of maritime dominance – you go, Navy! And, in a delightful bit of synergy, it also overlaps with our own humble 125th Flag Day celebration. Talk about a party!

Who Showed Up? Prepare for Some Brass and Some Big Hats

Among the distinguished guests was Rear Adm. Richard Meyer, who, we're told, is a pretty big deal. His presence supposedly "solidifies the Navy's connection with American Samoa." We're picturing some sort of official handshake and maybe a shared plate of palusami.

Over 50 sailors have been deployed for this crucial mission, participating in such vital community engagements as:

• Helping out our veterans (always a good thing, even if sailors are doing it)
• Immersing themselves in our *fascinating* culture (hopefully they brought sunscreen)
• Hanging with the Toa a Samoa (strong guys meeting other strong guys – makes sense)
• Attending a "Cultural Night with The Arts and Museums" (expect some serious ukulele action)
• And, of course, joining in the Flag Day festivities (because who doesn't love a parade?)

Local Boy Makes Good (and Brings the Navy With Him!)

Adding a touch of heartwarming local flavor, Personnel Specialist Seaman Apprentice Ailini Pone, a proud son of Pago Pago, is part of the Navy Week crew. "Being able to connect with people where I grew up and give back to the place that shaped me is incredibly meaningful," he said. See? It's not all about battleships and submarines; sometimes it's about hometown pride.

Spreading the Naval Love (One Territory at a Time)

Apparently, American Samoa is just one stop on the Navy's "15 Navy Weeks" tour this year, designed to bring America's Navy "closer to the people it protects." Which begs the question: were we feeling particularly unprotected before? Either way, we're now officially part of the 140 million people who get this annual dose of naval exposure. Lucky us!

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Hold the Fireworks: The AP Lutali Building's "Grand" Makeover - My Amerika Samoa

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Hold the Fireworks (Maybe Just a Sparkler): The AP Lutali Executive Office Building's "Grand" Makeover

Well, folks, prepare yourselves for some earth-shattering news coming out of Utulei! Our very own AP Lutali Executive Office Building (you know, that one?) is apparently on the cusp of a major transformation. Yes, you heard that right. A *renovation*. Try to contain your excitement.

Finally Fixing Those "Minor" Inconveniences (Like Rain Indoors)

For what feels like eons (and probably has been for the poor souls working there), the EOB has apparently been battling a rogue's gallery of structural… quirks. We're talking charming water features *inside* the building, a delightful touch of permanent green thanks to the mildew, and the always-thrilling possibility of impromptu concrete showers. You know, just the kind of stimulating environment you'd expect for important government work.

$39.5 Million! Enough to Maybe Buy a Decent Umbrella (or Fix the Roof)

But hold onto your hats, because the cavalry has arrived in the form of a whopping $39.5 million grant, courtesy of the American Rescue Plan Act (ARPA). That's right, folks. Enough moolah to probably solve a small nation's problems, but hey, who are we to judge how it's spent? Apparently, the priority is making sure the ceiling doesn't fall on anyone's head. A noble cause, we suppose.

So, What Exactly Does This Truckload of Cash Get Us?

Glad you asked! Prepare for a laundry list of improvements that might just bring the EOB into the… well, at least the late 20th century:

• Goodbye Shoddy Interiors: They're promising brand new flooring, ceilings, and all those mysterious "mechanical systems." Fingers crossed this means the end of the office fan's dramatic death rattles.
• Safety Dance (Finally!): A "state-of-the-art" sprinkler and alarm system will be installed. Because, you know, fire safety is kind of important. Who knew?
• Breathing Without Fear: Modern air conditioning and ventilation systems are on the way. Say goodbye to that lingering feeling of being trapped in a humid sauna.
• No More Electrical Surprises: The electrical and plumbing systems are also getting a much-needed overhaul. Let's hope this translates to fewer unexpected power outages and… well, let's not dwell on the plumbing situation.

The Great Office Exodus of Mid-Summer: Prepare for the Shuffle!

Of course, all this glorious progress comes with a slight… logistical challenge. Apparently, they need to actually *empty* the building to perform this miracle of renovation. So, get ready for the bureaucratic version of musical chairs as everyone gets shuffled around by mid-summer. Should be a sight to behold (from a safe distance, preferably).

Wait, There's More? The Roof is *Already* Being Fixed!

In a truly shocking display of proactive planning (or maybe just really obvious necessity), the roof is *already* being addressed under a separate project. Funded by different pots of money, naturally. So, at least they're tackling the whole "potential head injury from falling debris" issue from both above and below. Impressive.

Will This "Transformative Project" Actually Transform Anything? Stay Tuned!

So, there you have it. The AP Lutali Executive Office Building is getting a facelift. Will it be on time? On budget? Will it actually solve the persistent issues? Only time will tell. But hey, at least they're talking about it. Let's all cross our fingers (and maybe wear hard hats just in case) and hope for the best. After all, a functioning government building is a truly revolutionary concept, isn't it?

What are your thoughts on this monumental undertaking? Share your (mildly sarcastic) opinions in the comments below!

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US Virgin Islands Here We Come!!

 Ok, I know this is a government trip, but it is really hard to understand why the governor needs to go.

Here in this report, it is and I quote:

Its main function is to coordinate efforts to preserve and protect coral reef ecosystems.

Really?!! WTF!!  I understand that we need some sort of represenation at this event, but the governor is the only one available...

Ok, perhaps there were some availability but I see this as a political elbow rubbing. All in all I am so confused about this trip. We have the DMWR director or someone from that department can go but the "Governor"?!

Well, the question is still with the Amerika Samoa Government court of public opinions...

WELLS Thats a FIASCO!!!

 

Talofa All!!

I am happy to back! Was on a long absence here but the local atmosphere has still not changed in a long while. Anyhow, This report from the 'The Rock', still has head shaking and how.

Can you believe that the ASG is still taking from Peter to pay Paul type of thing?!! In this report, I am just going off of the report people, that the Wells Fargo mess up, was not fully ironed out. So they take funds from 'Other' sources to fufill the needed ones? WTF!

Now heres my 2 cents, or maybe 1 cent inflation mind you, the LBJ has got the needed funds, but they forgot to mention what other government departments are in the proverbial hole. This is still not resolved. While one is taking from the left hand, and the right hand has the loot, where oh where is the left hand going to get the rest of the funding?

Paul is getting peters half while Peter is getting squat zilch. This is the story different time, same MO. Man oh man, My Amerika Samoa is still in a viscous loop!

Rising Grocery Prices in American Samoa

Rising Grocery Prices in American Samoa

Introduction In August 2023, the Basic Food Index (BFI) for American Samoa experienced a 1.1% increase, following a 1.9% rise in July 2023¹. This blog post aims to shed light on the factors contributing to this upward trend and highlight the impact on various food commodities.

Imported Taro Leads the Hike Among the contributing factors to the BFI increase, imported taro from Samoa played a significant role, with a price surge of 9.0% in August¹. This was followed by milk, soda, chicken legs, and other items. The spike in taro prices indicates its importance in the local food market and its influence on overall food costs.

Decrease in Some Food Items While several food commodities experienced an increase in price, there were notable exceptions. Eggs, bread, bananas, turkey tails, fish, ice cream, and mayonnaise were among the food items that decreased in price during August¹. This demonstrates that not all products were affected by the rising grocery prices.

BFI vs CPI It’s important to note that the Basic Food Index (BFI) is distinct from the Consumer Price Index (CPI), which measures inflation and the cost of living in American Samoa². While the CPI provides a comprehensive overview of price changes across various goods and services, the BFI focuses specifically on basic food costs on Tutuila island.

Conclusion The increase in grocery prices in American Samoa has been driven by various factors, including imported taro and other essential food items. While some products experienced a decrease in price, it’s crucial to monitor these trends to understand their long-term implications for consumers.

“And remember, if all else fails, you can always eat your worries away with a tub of ice cream. Just make sure it’s on sale!”

¹: Source ²: Source

$5000 Stipend!! You Got To Be Kidding Me?!!

ASG Seal

 You have got to be kidding me about this Constitutional Convention people. Now they were suppose to discuss the future of the Amerika Samoa Constitution, now they are discussing how much money they should be paid to do the job?! This is super sick and demented. I can only imagine what these leaders are doing with that kind of money. 

For one I am happily unemployed, and Still I cannot find a local job in the private sector. While these so called leaders are getting 4 paychecks(SSN, Retirement, local government, stipends) a month? Huh, I feel for the future of my Amerika Samoa.

Read Talanei

American Samoa Volcano Update; Possible Tsunami, Earthquake Swarm Ongoing

DUMP TALOFAPASS Petition?!!, Gains Support

Online petitions to dump TALOFAPASS gain support: Pago Pago, AMERICAN SAMOA — Frustrated and disappointed with the ASG’s TALOFAPASS websystem, which screens entry into American Samoa, people have signed on to two separate petition.

As the story goes, not one but two petitions were done. I am not sure that Talofa Pass was not a success, I think it was a success!

I am not a conspiracy theorist, but the people who made off with the data from 'Talofa Pass', are the ones holding the main prize.

We live in a digital age and the people who has data on anything and everything have control. So who wins? They that hold the 'DATA'!!

Forget the 8 Million, that's a whole different story.... UGH!!!

Governor Goes to Manu'a.... Sounds interesting?!

 

Sounds Like the governor is being Pro-active here. I am not sure why the residents of Manu 'a are scared?! Well I would be too. I know the Volcanologist explained it all, but you know sometimes that the unknown is much more scarier than it seems.

All in all, I pray and hope that the Manu'a residents are safe and hopefully less stressed out from mother nature. Hey you never know what could happen?! 

All righty people laters...

“Nu’u fou” New Problems with Land with Registrars Office

SSIC takes up the issue of “Nu’u fou” land with Registrar as first witness: Pago Pago, AMERICAN SAMOA — The Senate Select Investigative Committee (SSIC) on Monday afternoon started its investigation into the “Nu’u fou” land encompassing 400.

So this is still an ongoing thing here. We here on the rock are still in the dark. Trapped in our own echo chamber we the locals are still not informed on the whole truth. What are the truths, and to what extent does this rabbit hole go?

Only time will show, but you know the saying goes, "Dead men Tell no Tales...." Leave a comment below:

Hire a Veteran Day 2022

SOURCE: Samoanews.com

National Hire a Veteran Day — it benefits the nation: Washington, D.C. — Congresswoman Uifa’atali Amata is highlighting National Hire a Veteran Day 2022. 

Washington, D.C. — Congresswoman Uifa’atali Amata is highlighting National Hire a Veteran Day 2022. 

 “Our nation benefits from millions of Veterans who learned teamwork, strength, discipline, leadership, work ethic, and often technical skills in the Armed Forces, and have much to offer employers and their communities,” said Aumua Amata.

“I appreciate the federal agencies that prioritize National Hire A Veteran Day and many companies in the U.S. that participate, and especially all that our local Veterans in American Samoa mean to us. Our Veterans experience a big transition when they leave the Armed Forces, and deserve every consideration and opportunity to prove themselves, find great second careers, and put their knowledge to work in new ways.”

VA is a resource for Veteran career services: 

https://www.va.gov/vetsinworkplace/veteranresources.asp.

In addition, the Vocational Rehabilitation & Employment (VR&E) program works with employers who hire and retain service members and Veterans with disabilities, to increase the employment of Veterans, and enable Veterans with disabilities to reach their full potential. Visit https://www.va.gov/vre.